Sep
16
I’m tired of devout Christians talking about how much they hate me. Christ, they don’t even know the real me! The truth is I’m a good guy . I may throw the occasional temper tantrum but who doesn’t?
I have a bit of a drink problem too. I love Whiskey and Coke. When I’m out in a nightclub I spent about $300 alone per night on it. It’d be even more if I didn’t spend so much time on the dancefloor. I can’t dance at all but that doesn’t stop me trying. By the end of the night some jock asshole will have beat my crap in for standing on his girlfriend’s toes while dancing. It’s hardly as if I do it on purpose for Christ’s sake. If that was the case she’d know about it. I’d probably take her foot clean off ffs!
If you hate me that much why not give me a chance to shine? Yes that’s right, pray to me and I’ll come and pick you up for a few drinks. We’ll have a laugh, I swear! And if you don’t I’ll make you one of my archangels. If you’re nice I’ll even show you the Jesus impersonation that nearly got me thrown out of Heaven. Just don’t tell Jesus about this O.K? I know he claims to be omniscient but that’s just bullshit. Truth be told, he’s a little senile these days. He won’t even pick up the phone when I’m prank-calling Him. Maybe he knows it’s me.
you can come on here & bellyache about how much ppl hate you. i even hate your guts satan i’m thinking north pole you can kiss my ass stuns satan
uhm , i hate satan , he’s gay.
I hate people that’s emo and goth , its gay !!!
i love god with all my heart !!! he’s kwl !
btw, satan is nothing compair to him , anyone that disagree , e-mail me at akkerdop777@yahoo.com