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Satan, Smoke and the Twin Towers

Filed Under History Of Satan

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I’m sure you’ve seen this image before, where I apparently appear within the smoke after the World Trade Center attacks. I find this offensive and demeaning. First of all I am much prettier than the smoke formation presented here. The left side of my face is not squashed together like someone’s just farted. Secondly I was disgusted as anyone by the attacks. I deplore terrorism more than communism and hyper inflation put together.

It’s seriously insulting to suggest that I was involved. I get even with people via the ouija board, not by killing innocents. And even when I’m out for revenge on the board the worst I’ll do is playfully slap someone on the ass and/or turn the lights on and off.

And no folks, there is nothing supernatural in this image, you’ll always see what you want to see! If you look up to the clouds now you’ll clearly see me standing there smoking a cigarette. My demons say I bear a striking resemblance to Dan Ackroyd but I’m not at all fat or Canadian. Sometimes I wish I was. I could certainly do with some Kroff dinner.

Comments

8 Responses to “Satan, Smoke and the Twin Towers”

  1. Mafy e Sara on March 3rd, 2008 6:42 pm

    This photos are very horribles!!

  2. Justin on March 10th, 2008 9:51 pm

    i think it looks more like this album cover by the insane clown posse which came out a year before the twins towers went down

    http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000J2SK.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

    Link to the picture

  3. samarth on April 3rd, 2008 8:55 am

    my opinion maybe sounds weird, but why do you all write so serious comments? I mean, do you REALLY think it’s true? Why? What makes you think so? Please share your opinion.

  4. Rebecca on April 24th, 2008 2:15 pm

    this is a stupid post…wat kinda person would right as Satan!!!

  5. othello rolet on May 7th, 2008 10:35 am

    YOUR ARE A LOSER!!!!!! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU! NOT TODAY……………BUT TOMORROW! WANKER

  6. michael on May 8th, 2008 4:26 pm

    you really need the light, brother would not call himself pretty.

  7. chayce on May 9th, 2008 3:07 pm

    who ever this is you are a retard your not satan get a life this shit is stoopid you wanna know who really was in the smoke that day……..no one it is smoke gosh stop thinkin that and get a life
    &heart;chayce

  8. timmy on May 20th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Pretending to be satan is both sad and weird. I believe that satan does not have a website.. Satan is probably as ugly as it shows, after all he is the devil. You should probably think about getting a life. El Douche Bag.

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